If you ever need a lesson about manners just don’t ever be this guy.
“I don’t care if the guy was actually raped. Gauging the appropriateness of a joke, by how clever or creative it is? That’s a shitty fucking system.”
yipes.
Okay this obviously is a shitty thing because its dismissive of rape, but the idea that the quality of a joke cannot be determined by how clever it is? THAT is fucking infuriating.
I don’t have anyone on my Diablo friends list and that’s stupid. Put me on your Diablo list I’m qwilman#1354 and also send me your diablo names so we can kill diablo and you can watch me kill off my hardcore characters
Early update today! You get the whole comic today because I like these guys and I want you to like them too.

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.
some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.
some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges
these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something
there’s apparently some kind of alien terrorist blowing up planets so you shoot blocks back at them and become the supreme alien terrorist in their spot
A tiny astronaut gardens a lot.
A pale kid walks left and right.
Some bitch lets a creepy old man turn her into some robot sex idol, then she goes on a rampage to shake and throw around innocent ugly people.
Animals try to put puzzles together.
Some bear furfag stuffs some random bird in his backpack and gangbangs a couple of green granny witches all whilst this midget skeleton dude watches.
Witty midget bushido from another dimension gets kidnapped to save some annoying teenage princess or else he will die.
These stupid mother fucking plants run around and fail to kill shit. You can fart and burp by drinking juice. Lots of things die. Money. (Idunnothiskindaofsoundsamazing)
A bunch of cartoon characters are nationalistic stereotypes and they go around shooting at each other over completely meaningless conflicts.
I haven’t seen any Ultraman, but I can totally see them having a million things in common.
I think the only reason the goofiness of it stuck out at all is because I went in expecting more, and got a little impressed by the other things it did, so when the shot of the doctor melting was just a reversed shot of an alka-seltzer it snapped back on me. I’ve gotten into the original Star Trek lately and I can see some comparisons between the two, not the least of them being that you have to be willing to enjoy both their moments of earnestness and philosophy and their goofy bad-costume 60s quality.
Like I said I’m totally hungry for more. My only regret is I can’t watch it while I work on stuff.
So pretty much everything I know about Kamen Rider comes from parodies I’ve seen in anime and gifs people post on tumblr. Having watched the first episode of the original series I came away with the following things:
- Kamen Rider could easily be one of those shows where its concept exceeds its grasp. The show basically stated its intent to deal with themes of betrayal, responsibility, and What-makes-a-man, but it distracts from itself with big goofy spider suits and henchmen with berets.
- They shot the hell out of that first episode. Though it comes with varying degrees of success every frame of that show felt incredibly deliberate.
- This show is stylish as fuck and I almost feel jealous of little Japanese kids who got to watch Hongo walk around in his suit with his bigass pompadour and learn how to look slick at such a young age.
Sign me up for episode two this is a thing I’m into.






